1. JimBB

    How many times has her agent told NOT to go out in daylight without feeding on a virgin first?!?

  2. Bitch ain’t got no spank.

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    Still awesome from the neck down. That’s why God invented doggy style.

  4. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  5. Her face is showing her age but, still would.

  6. meeps!

    Aaaaand, scene.

  7. Son of Flubber

    My 80′s boner just died.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    She looks like she was left in the washing machine too long.

  9. Finally Jocelyn Wildenstein is getting some of her money’s worth.

  10. Ruckus

    I bet this confused the shit out of David Spade in the mornings.

  11. You go to bed with an 80′s pin-up girl and you wake up to…arrggghh! My face, my face! Stop eating my face!

  12. See! She doesn’t get busted for DWI EVERY time!

  13. “Someone said I had to be drunk.crazy and stupid to come all the way over here… Well, here I am.”

  14. tlmck

    Nah. That’s Tara Reid without makeup.

  15. Dave

    Still would.

  16. gary coleman's ghost

    Wouldn’t fuck her with TJ Hooker’s dick.

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