How many times has her agent told NOT to go out in daylight without feeding on a virgin first?!?
Bitch ain’t got no spank.
Still awesome from the neck down. That’s why God invented doggy style.
You ever banged a 50 year old woman? It’s dry and loose from any direction.
Don’t judge all women by your mother.
I agree with Joe, but what a great fng comeback!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Her face is showing her age but, still would.
+1 Dan,,,even after you I would.
Hey, Don Zaloog, have you ever figured out why so many people call you Dan?
No. They probably didn’t read the name properly. Doesn’t matter to me.
My 80′s boner just died.
She looks like she was left in the washing machine too long.
Finally Jocelyn Wildenstein is getting some of her money’s worth.
I bet this confused the shit out of David Spade in the mornings.
You go to bed with an 80′s pin-up girl and you wake up to…arrggghh! My face, my face! Stop eating my face!
Aw, shit. “Kendra style” is catching on.
See! She doesn’t get busted for DWI EVERY time!
“Someone said I had to be drunk.crazy and stupid to come all the way over here… Well, here I am.”
Nah. That’s Tara Reid without makeup.
Wouldn’t fuck her with TJ Hooker’s dick.
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Heather Locklear in Los Angeles. (January 31, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN