Diabetes doesn’t appear to be stopping Paula from going for her favorite kind of sausage. Y’all.
FOR THE WIN ^
Hands down there, you win!!!
Judging by Bobby’s complexion, I’d venture to guess his member looks like a stick of butter…
I can’t beat the first two comments…but Paula Deen can!
Bet this is the last time bobby hides a stick of butter in his pants.
It’s the Throwdown ya’ll!
Well, at least it’s low carb…
The other other white meat isn’t a diabetes threat.
He ejaculates insulin.
“Judging from the size of your gut, I can tell you’ve never watched my show.”
C’Mon ladies.. We have plenty of room on the GILFBUS!
What is sadder is that he isn’t even trying to appear to be stopping his mother from opening his pants…
Aaaahh florida, where every old bird gets to tug on vince mcmahon
My mom starts acting all crazy too, when her blood sugar drops.
You know what Paula’s favorite part on a man is? His penis.
It’s a cooking show with a different kind of salad tossing.
Gotta hand it to her. She see’s what she wants, and she goes for it.
The early bird gets the worm, right?
Oh geez, I figured this was a spring break dick measuring contest.
In your best southern drawl….”Yup, just like I thought! It’s about the size of a stick of butter!”
If ever there was a psychopath in plain sight, it’s Bobby Flay.
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *