1. Just a hat with a price tag hanging from it away from being on Hee Haw.

  2. Richard McBeef

    has she done anything since fellating that velociraptor?

  3. chupacabra

    Why do I feel like she’s always making this face these days?

  4. stacy

    Some one held up a mirror.

  5. DeucePickle

    Am I the only one in this gallery that doesn’t have tits out to here ?

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Whaddya mean ‘dress up’? I put on a fuckin’ jacket!”

  7. Tyrone Biggums

    Remember when she was hot? Me neither.

    • EricLr

      The worst part of Blue Velvet is that scene near the end when she starts crying and makes just a…HIDEOUS face. Much more scary than anything Dennis Hopper does in the movie.

  8. Nik

    I just can’t possibly see why all these men leave her.

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Looking more like Bruce every day.

  10. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I guess the old wive’s tale is true: smell enough triceratops shit and your face will freeze like that.

  11. Schmidtler

    just out of frame – her shopping cart full of stray cats.

  12. Her last name is one letter too long.

  13. Pewpsock

    “I swear to God, Kim Kardashian’s butt was this BIG!!!”

  14. spartacus

    Still prettier than Kirsten Dunst

  15. Joaquin ingles

    “Why is my 1990 self mocking me at that table behind me?!”

  16. WARNING!

    Some 20 year old hot bitches can turn into this fucking mess, probably the same denim jacket from 1979.

  17. EricLr

    Jennifer Anniston take note. This is what you end up looking like if you don’t let go of the fact that Angelina Jolie stole your man.

  18. Poor man’s Gwenny Paltrow.

  19. cc

    Have you seen Kate Winslet’s tits…they are like out to here now!

  20. Isn’t she, wasn’t she married to Ben Harper or was that Lenny Kravitz…aren’t they the same person…, no they just look alike, sound alike and act alike. Is Ben Harper the poor man’s version of Lenny Kravitz or is Lenny Kravitz the poor man’s version of Ben Harper?

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