superficial

  1. wtf happened to the middle of her chest??!?! whoever did her boob job really effed that up! NASTY!!

  2. Now I know how she feeds: Her implants inject her body with a calorie per day… It’s gotta be

  3. blonde

    Mmm sternum.

  4. El Jefe

    “And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran I ran all night and day, couldn’t get away.”

  5. JC

    “Must…summon energy…from one-quarter of a celery stick…to…open car door….eeeHHHHH!”

  6. Mike701

    She has her eyes closed because every body knows if a zombie sees it’s own reflation it will be frozen in place forever.

  7. Cock Dr

    Going grocery shopping with tits flying out of dress = another desperate cry for attention

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Yeah eyes, well maybe you should have thought of that before you looked at the cake”

  9. Any Guy

    should FAKE tits be hanging by your stomach when you’re that young? congrats.

  10. DeucePickle

    Didn’t she used to be a singer ?

  11. Jimmy

    Cheating Whore’s bun is so tight she can’t look out of her eyes!

  12. Newt: “Ripley! Its coming, help me!”

  13. “yeah, it hurts to get sandblasted, but it’s worth it.”

  14. Thankfully, that one thread was strong enough to keep the world from having to lay its eyes on The Second Worst Boob Job of All Time. (Tara Reid, you’re still No. 1.)

  15. techman

    Looks like one of those broads you see in those Women of Walmart collections.

  16. Deacon Jones

    Did she just get launched upwards at Ludicris Speed?

  17. ri

    Visible Breastbone is not sexy.

  18. With a chest like that, she should take xylophone lessons.

  19. PeggyGuggenheim

    Brandi Glanville had an extra set of ribs transplanted on her chest is how I take this.

  20. vlad

    they made me eat a sa-a-an-an-and-and-whiiiich! *sobs hard*

  21. Pewpsock

    “And if you’ll look off to your right folks, here we can Skeletor’s Daughter in her natural environment. Let’s watch carefully as she navigates the treacherous steel jungle to find her botox injections.”

  22. tlmck

    “I just ate a split pea and I feel so bloated.”

  23. Contusion

    Rotisserie Chicken.

  24. Even Horizon

    It’s happening! It’s happening! The black hole that will end us all is happening!

  25. Sorry, no soy sauce at the Country Mart.

  26. EricLr

    Well, at least her publicist stopped her from wearing a bikini to the supermarket.

  27. Steelerchick

    Go suck a lemon!!

  28. Leann, if you’re going to audition for the new Star Trek movie, you might want to know that Klingons have ridges on their foreheads, not their chests.

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