She must have stepped on one of his balls…
no need to read any further people…we have a winner! +2bazillion Topher
Yeah that was fucking great.
“Do you like my new dentures? Erin tells me they make me look years younger.”
Desperately holding in the puke from having to have an octogenarian touch and have sex with her.
Smile harder Stephen or I’ll stick my fingers deeper in your ass.
Yes, because THERE is the face a woman wants to look at during sex.
That one old dyke resembles a biker’s over-accessorized Afghan hound.
These May – Halloween romances never really last
I should have taken the butt beads out of the box before inserting them.
More makeup, longer hair and more accesories than his date. Dude looks like an old lady.
if they have love in an elevator, she will need a defibrillator.
Damn this chick’s mascara is tight!
She had just told him how much the night was going to cost him.
was he snorting coke directly off her chest?
I wonder if he got a senior discount on that outfit
Dude looks like a very old lady.
It kinda looks like one of her casters got stuck.
A lot of pressure is on that zipper to keep America from going blind.
Ugh! This mannequin is heavier than it looks!
at what point does havin a world class collection of VD being really old and lookin like rob zombie’s reanimated corpse prevent a rich rock star from scoring some hot poon
The scoliosis he got from sitting on his giant wallet may have something to do with it.
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