Ich bin ein Shatner.
Say what you will about Captain Kirk getting fat in his old age, but that man right there is 83 next month. He could pass for a plump 55.
That is amazing. I would never have guessed he was in his 80′s.
“Captain, there be whales here!”
“Fuck you, Scotty.”
and I think it’s gonna BE a long long time, touch down BRINGS me right again to find, I’m NOT the MAN they think I am at ALL, OH, no no NO…
I’m a Hot Pocket Man!
“Captain, I am sensing a large gravity field coming from your captains chair.”
“Kirk to Enterprise. One and a half to beam up.”
He finally ate Sulu.
And Sulu thought he was just going to get a bj.
I’ll joke about Shatner, but his portrayal of the Big Giant Head means that no matter how many old or fat or cadence jokes I make, I still respect the man’s ability to take it all in stride.
“To boldly go where no man has gone before…”
A German buffet restaurant. *shudder*
This next song is dedicated to Spinee
“Someone left the cake out in the raiiinnn…
So I ate it.”
looks like the mad cow is really taking its toll.
“There’s something on the wing…some…thing…on..the wing…”
“Enough about Star Trek. Lets talk about the sweet buffet at my hotel room.”
better watch out for the klingons near uranus.
lol.. captain’s log.
he always looks so haggard/washedout/like he ate 10 baskets of chicken wings. fucking gross
Cut him some slack, asshole. He’s just a month shy of 83 years old. I think he looks pretty damn good.
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William Shatner at The Destination Star Trek Germany Convention in Frankfurt, Germany. (February 22, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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