I never knew Rasputin married.
There’s a lot about Grigori and me that no one knows.
By the way, she’s a freak in bed.
Also, she doesn’t know there are two of us! HA!
Women will literally sleep with anything.
Nicholas Cage is still the odd looking one in the family.
The year 2000 called, they want their goth clothes and fat chicks back.
10 bucks they name their kid Damien.
That might be too subtle for them.
The triplets are named Freddie, Damien and Jason. Fuck subtlety.
No joke, I have a friend named Damien.
On three different occasions I’ve been present when someone has told him he has an “evil name”. He has a well rehearsed rant about being named after a Catholic Saint, not a fucking fictional movie character.
Nice boots buddy…does Tom Cruise borrow them for a lift as well?
Ok, now look at the camera, smile and say “Hail Satan !”
Just your typical sweet young budding Satanic family.
Too hard. He’s trying it.
“She is going to give birth to the Declaration of Independence!”
I thought this kid’s name was Kal-El or some odd geek shit. Which, seeing how he looks so normal and all would be so wrong. I’d pick Undertaker.
How sweet. Mr. Grim Reaper and his angel of death.
What a W-E-I-R-D Fucking O
Didn’t he used to be Herman Munster?
lm fucking ao
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Weston Cage with his wife Danielle at the Kasem Cares Foundation's 1st Annual Fundraiser in Beverly Hills. (February 22, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN