1. I never knew Rasputin married.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Women will literally sleep with anything.

  3. Nicholas Cage is still the odd looking one in the family.

  4. The year 2000 called, they want their goth clothes and fat chicks back.

  5. Fromage

    10 bucks they name their kid Damien.

  6. Nice boots buddy…does Tom Cruise borrow them for a lift as well?

  7. Bonky

    Ok, now look at the camera, smile and say “Hail Satan !”

  8. Just your typical sweet young budding Satanic family.

  9. dick thunder

    Too hard. He’s trying it.

  10. “She is going to give birth to the Declaration of Independence!”

  11. Jenn

    I thought this kid’s name was Kal-El or some odd geek shit. Which, seeing how he looks so normal and all would be so wrong. I’d pick Undertaker.

  12. your tongue, my balls.

    How sweet. Mr. Grim Reaper and his angel of death.

  13. What a W-E-I-R-D Fucking O

  14. Didn’t he used to be Herman Munster?

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