superficial

  1. I thought he only drove Volkswagens…. and Panzers.

  2. It’s both ironic and just that as he ages, he looks more Jewish.

  3. “WHO WANTS TO EAT? I WANT TO EAT!!! HUUUUUURAY!!!!!”

  4. Its easier to change your appearance than to stop being a dick.

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Oh, I’m a lumberjack, and I’m OKAAAAAAAAAAYYYY……

  6. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

  7. Swearin

    Why’s his chin hairs aging faster than the rest of him?

  8. “Look, I got a parking space! The Jews didn’t take them all today!”

  9. “Hey Sugartits!”

  10. “Hey, guys, listen to this new song I just wrote…
    ♫ ♪ ‘Helen Keller went to town
    a-riding on a po-ny.
    Stuck a feather in her cap
    and called it arrgrrghllptnsy…’” ♫ ♪

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