superficial

  1. Magnums…Magnums…Here we go.

  2. cmonreally

    Stocking up on those complimentary pregnancy tests he hands out to all women within his immediate vicinity.

  3. Shown here rendering prophylactics inert just by looking at them.

  4. Frank Burns

    “Hmm, why do four different brands of pregnancy tests have my picture on the cover?”

  5. StacyGInTheCLE

    Never would have thought I’d see Skarsgard looking at lube…even hetero guys get wet at the thought of him :)

  6. The Pope

    “98% effective? Yeah, right!”

  7. Where's Dildo

    “Umm… Ma’am, where are the 5 gallon tubes of Vagisil? I’ve… created a problem…”

  8. All the pregnancy tests just went “positive”

  9. Fuck he is so damn sexy

  10. Jenn

    He’s buying those grown up ass wetwipes. Maybe he’s friends with Terrence Howard.

  11. Swearin

    He should shop at Costco: diapers are cheaper if you buy them in bulk

  12. Those are jars of baby food in that section. He must buy them by the case and give them out as parting gifts to any woman he so much as shakes hands with.

  13. “Hmmmm…Valtrex…Valtrex…here’s Vasoline…Valtrex…it must be here somewhere…”

  14. “Excuse me Ma’am. You’re going to need this. *hands her a pregnancy test*”

  15. JO JO

    i would so love to get pregnant by him…or just practice getting pregnant… im not picky

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