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  1. crb

    “I love the smell of a shopping-cart full of Massengill in the the morning… -Smells like me plagiarizing Francis Ford Coppola.”

  2. “That’s seven paper bags. Should last me the rest of the week!”

  3. buzz

    He must not be promoting anything. He has had to apologize via air writing to anyone in a week.

  4. Slappy Magoo

    He’s now taking paper bags shopping as a way of apologizing for forcing them to be pictured with him.

  5. flaT

    Interesting this time it looks like she has been crying instead of him…

  6. Hank E. Ring

    …of course I wrote the info on the shopping bags.

  7. My mom wants her pants and belt back.

  8. “We need to talk Shia – you can’t just plagiarize people’s shopping lists!”

  9. He looks a lot like my ex here, and it’s making me supremely nauseous – on both sides.

  10. MZ MIZRY

    he looked better with the paper bag over his head.

  11. dick thunder

    Roommate: ” Mia if you go shopping can you pick me up a douche?”

  12. Father Dougal

    Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth? I suppose that’s as close as the world will ever get to Shia LaBeouf and Mea Culpa.

  13. Swearin

    The sun is their friend; these two should hang out with it more often

  14. “I said I was dropping out of public life first, but notice how you don’t hear anyone saying Alec Baldwin’s copying me.”

  15. If this asshole is no longer famous, then why do we keep seeing pictures of his punk ass?

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