Is that the one Jolie used to fuck?
“Son, did you ever find the pencil I left in my car?”
The one with your teeth marks?
He takes him with him everywhere he goes. It’s a public service to us all to make sure he doesn’t wander off and shoot up a movie theater full of people or something.
“Made out with your sister lately?”
They’re both just fucking weird.
Daddy, watch me ride this scooter.
Son, that’s not a scooter, it’s traffic cone.
“Do you love me dad?”
“Not even a little.”
“Let’s go have a word with those assholes at the canteen. If my baby boy wants the crust trimmed off his pb&j sammiches, then he GETS his crust trimmed off his pb&j sammiches!”
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Jon Voight with his son James Haven in Sherman Oaks, CA. (February 22, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN