“And then I tell him that I’m gonna need him to massage my upper legs area…” That’s when the magic happens.”
Oh ma God, Barry Norman, Oh ma God !
Secret Hair Club for Men handshake.
“I just jerked off a masseuse with this hand, how do you do?”
Barry, I was told we would be sitting on something long and tan. When does he arrive?
Here is an excerpt from the transcript:
Barry: John, just prior to Pulp Fiction your career seemed to bottom out; yet you were given something that so few have received: a second chance. Tell us a little about your state of mind at that time.
John: Dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, hot guys, hot guys, hot guys, hot guys, shaved balls, shaved balls, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks.
“…..and then I found this backstage, stuck it on my head, and here we are!”
“Hey man, thanks for not bringing up all the gay stuff”
“When you said you wanted to get me on your couch and wax philosophical, I thought it was a euphemism for a handjob.”
“Ever seen the cockpit of a 747, Barry? Would you like to?
I never turned anyone down but an old man, & I turned him face down.
“A Conversation with John Travolta”…really? sounds gay.
And then they tell you: “H threw all those suckers into a volcano, and their souls, or tetans, are now roaming the world. Ha ha!”
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John Travolta and Barry Norman onstage during 'A Conversation with John Travolta' at The Theatre Royal in London, UK. (February 16, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN