Seems he took one of Kim’s clothing accessories with him…
I’m a Ninja, Dammit!
Kim’s head is in the bag woven from her ass.
Ironically that’s the same bag that he made Kim wear over her face the first night they had sex.
“Goddamnit, I’m not Kanye West! I’m Solid Snake, and y’all can’t see me! Octocamo, muthafucka!”
He’s starting to dress like Erwin Johnson III.
Erwin is less gay than this.
“Don’t make me go Assassin’s Creed on you, and pull my swords from my bag, bitch. HURRY UP!!”
Where’s a UAV when you need one?
I think Ubisoft is out of ideas for the Assassin’s Creed series.
Assassin’s Creed: Douchebag Legacy.
First leather jogging pants, now oversized ski masks with the face cut out, this man is a fashion genius I tell you.
Gay pose, gay looking coat, gay looking boots, gay looking bag. Thank God the Trojan NaturaLamb Woolen condom on his head pulls that entire look together.
He looks like an idiot in that outfit.
Because he’s not wearing leather jogging pants.
just begging for a full cavity search.
Looks like he got his foreskin restored.
“No its not a ‘hoodie’, its a thirty-eight hundred dollar Balaclava
woven out of the silk from rare black moths of the Himalayas, bordered
with a trim of fine Mongolian camel hair spun from…you know what,
fuck you… you motherfuckas ain’t worth it. Go buy a hat from
Walmart or somethin’…”
So is that what you do when Kim blows out one of her winter tights?
Doesn’t look at all like a gayfish…
I must be getting old, because to me, this looks like a guy in a ski mask who just stole a purse.
And before you get all high and mighty, I did not say “black” guy, so that comment was officially not racist.
As much as I’d love to see him get dropped in the street, I’ll settle for sitting back and watching him and SofaAss spiral into obscurity as he rants and raves that the real reason 17 people showed up to his last concert was the white man being afraid of his genius and causing a blizzard
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