1. ThisWillHurt

    “I MADE YOUR CHILDHOOD MAGICAL, YOU FUCK!”

  2. Pretty good chompers there…would make an Alien envious.

  3. Qmak

    “Show me that face again…the one right before your car hit that tree”

  4. “Fixadent, and Seabond, muddafuka!!”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Night at the Museum 3? That’s like 5 more than we needed.

  6. matafleur

    I’m going to eat your soul!

  7. MZ MIZRY

    Dick Van Dyke doing his Kirk Douglas impression in Vancouver. (February 17, 2014)

    fixed.

  8. “IT’S A JOLLY HOLIDAY WITH MARY… IN HELL! HAHAHAHAHA!”

  9. waynemoores

    He seemed a whole lot happier when he was drinking like the Hoff…just sayin’

  10. You know a census taker once tied to test me,
    I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans…
    Fffff Fffff Ffffff Ffffttt!

  11. “Holy SHIT!!! CRACK is GOOD!!”

  12. “That’s right ! I did it ! and I would have gotten away
    with it too…if it wasn’t for those meddling kids !”

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