I need to masturbate NOW
Me three, no homo
That’s the effect a shirtless Hoff has on the ladies.
‘It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again’
thought bubble “It’s hell having meat curtains this long.” *shifts like a guy*
The crabs are migrating north.
“Whew! You smell that?”
LeAnn Rimes. Queen of the air-queeftar.
So has she completely given up her music career just to be a home wrecking whore? That’s logical.
mmm.. the burn…
That’s right, slip it in there. Ain’t nobody watchin’.
“Did I…??? Ahh fuck! I forgot to shave.”
PREGNANT!! called it first!
“Oh no, I can’t fit my hand down my shorts anymore! Time to fast for a month.”
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LeAnn Rimes in Miami. (February 15, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN