1. ben dover

    I need to masturbate NOW

  2. That’s the effect a shirtless Hoff has on the ladies.

  3. George P. Burdell

    ‘It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again’

  4. thought bubble “It’s hell having meat curtains this long.” *shifts like a guy*

  5. The crabs are migrating north.

  6. “Whew! You smell that?”

  7. The Pope

    LeAnn Rimes. Queen of the air-queeftar.

  8. So has she completely given up her music career just to be a home wrecking whore? That’s logical.

  9. That’s right, slip it in there. Ain’t nobody watchin’.

  10. “Did I…??? Ahh fuck! I forgot to shave.”

  11. PREGNANT!! called it first!

  12. “Oh no, I can’t fit my hand down my shorts anymore! Time to fast for a month.”

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