Where can I find a port-a-potty?
Goddamn you, was going to post that word for word.
Original bunch, aren’t we?
Siri …Why can’t I hear you?!?
(because your earbuds are still plugged in, fvcktard!)
No one wants to tell him that “Her” was just a movie.
“Come in PETA, douchebag on 4th Street…I repeat, douchebag on 4th Street…bring red paint…over.”
The jeans are 1992 Levis and the jacket Wookie
“Operation: Bender is about to kick into full effect”
“Understood. How many, this time?”
“3…. for tonight. We can dump the bodies off the GW.”
That coat is 100% Wookie. Has anybody seen Khloe Kardashian lately?
“Suri, please map the locations of public health clinics and hippy festival port-a-pottys.”
“Everybody’s talking at me.”
Nice! we dont’ get enough male prostitution movie references around here.
“Siri:Directions:Fur Coat Fetish Anonymous of NYC”
“Siri…tell me I look cool”
“Ok, you look like a tool”
“Captain’s log. Star date…. hold on a minute… I’m a star, right?”
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Gerard Butler in New York City. (February 17, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN