Does she have an actual job?
no, they look pretty natural
are you kidding, she’s got to have at least 2 or 3…oh wait, you said job not jaw
It seems to be “International Party Girl” or something similarly Paris Hilton-esque.
Remember when you were a kid, and your parents said “your job is to get good grades”. Well, Rumors job is to work on closing her mouth one day.
With Bruce out of the picture and Demi in detox, it’s nice to see that Cher , Sam Elliott and their biker friends have taken her under their wing.
Oh good, a tranny version of Megan Fox…
When the big head is pointing straight up…
Jennifer Love Hewitt just released a statement saying, “See? You muthafuckas thought the bandage dress was fixing me. It’s not magic… it can’t push breasts together that are 5 miles apart or make Jay Leno look good in drag.”
It would be like having red hot sex with a crescent moon.
First thing that came into my mind.
This isn’t the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her. But she had to go and ruin it with whatever that is drawn on her arm.
I would fuck her if they could just cut off her damn head.
“Come out to the coast, ..we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”
So is she the “face” of the new Thomas Sabo watch, the one where all the dials and features are crammed into the center?
Awww shit! LOLOLOL!
Speaking of face…
Just another reminder that Weird Al didn’t win a Grammy this year.
I can’t decide whats longer, her face or her boobs.
Hey Rumer- why the long………aw, fuck it. It’s just too easy.
I bet she’d be a great boxer, what with that granite jaw and all…
I’d like to give her a little head.
Thanks for the gut buster!!! I’m still wiping tears off my face!
When Rumer’s around, the Doomsday clock is set 1 minute closer to midnight.
I feel a little bad for her. She literally got the worst of both parents.
Rumor has it, it’s a MAN.
Poor kid. Barbie doll body, Cabbage Patch head.
Postpalast? No, she should consider mentoplasty.
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