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  1. Cock Dr

    What do this gal and Vanessa Paradis have in common?

  2. Those birds just flew off with her eyebrows.

  3. Sexy like car, shrill like wild geese.

  4. Bonky

    What the fuck kind of advertisement is this for a car ? This is the kind of ad that Alfred Hitchcock would have made if he tried to sell cars back in the 1960′s.

  5. tinklepants

    I didn’t know they were remaking Encino Man with a female lead… Wait, what? She’s not in cro-magnon makeup? Yikes!

  6. The Brown Streak

    ARRGH! IT’S BIRDEMIC! GRAB A CLOTHES HANGER! JAMES NGUYEN, SAVE ME!

  7. She’s not just whistlin’ dixie. No seriously, she’s just trying to say “The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” three times fast.

  8. Anna

    Sometimes you see someone and you just KNOW they smell like piss and cheetos…

  9. cc

    As a public service, just let me say ‘Never buy a Benz!’ I had one…there was ALWAYS something wrong, they do everything they can to get out of paying things under warranty, the parts are outrageously priced, and the service department terrible.

    Most over-rated car out there.

  10. Sliver

    She’s the number one supermodel in the world, several years now. Any confusion or questions as to the state of the world?

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