evidence leads to recently sucking off a leprechaun

ahem…white trash. ’nuff said.

fat, pale version of Grace Jones. accentuated with trailer park tattoos, i see what she did there.

Must be true. If leopards were ever going to change their spots it’d be now.

Boy George has awesome breasts.

i’d hit that, too. with a lead pipe straight to the dome!!!!!!!!

Looks to be some sort of gravitational vortex just behind her right elbow.

St Patrick’s Day isn’t for over a month.

How the fuck am I the last to know about them remaking “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome” ??!

Oh good. She takes Mastercard.

Watch out, fellas – not even cheetahs will keep her from running off with your Lucky Charms.

Green looks better on you if you have red hair, honey.

That’s the only bitch that can pull off that look and really make it hot.

“Ooh, that shade of lipstick really brings out the green in your shoulder.” —Actual selling point at the cosmetics counter.

The yuck of the sheesh

Straight from Snooki’s “Pickle” sucking class.

Vulcan Vampire. That’s a new one.

I remember him from the Dungeons & Dragons movie.

Can we stop pretending she’s anything other than a butt ugly star fucker? I actually wrote a drunken email to Smirnoff about how I can’t drink the flavors she advertises because I think of her and suddenly want to vomit.

This is what America is all about. Anyone can turn being Kanye’s cum dumpster into a career. I wish it wasn’t but it is.

What did you expect the spawn of Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren to look like?

Proof that she’s been going down on LiLo’s rotted crotch.

her outfit tries to say ‘African queen’, but her face definitely says ‘robble robble’ to me.

such a try hard. trashy and chunky looking