superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    What the label says.

  2. So those don’t wash off, do they?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    The pillow that hit her was filled with ugly sticks and filthy tattoo needles,

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    She has something she’d like to get off her chest, and her arms, and her head…

    • I was hoping that her forehead tattoo was a really full-bore, stunningly imbecilic one, like Jesse James’ name, or “Suck it, Sandy, I won” but this is close enough.

  5. Cock Dr

    Please tell me that the good people of Ft Lauderdale beat the hell out of her and then loaded the carcass on the next Greyhound bus bound for Vegas.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Corey Feldman is getting weirder and weirder….

  7. …and that’s how bedbugs infested Ft. Lauderdale.

  8. Truth in advertising.

  9. Bonky

    “Filthy Whore”

    Wow, she’s proud of that.

    I am speechless.

  10. “Michelle Bombshell McGee at the Damon Feldman Pillow Fight Championship in Ft. Lauderdale.”

    I’m rooting for the pillow.

  11. cc

    Truth in advertising.

  12. How did my comment on The Superficial get from the internet to her T-shirt? Fuckin’ magnets!!

  13. Feetsthss

    Well at least she’s clearly not embracing the “ironic t-shirt” trend common among hipsters.

  14. Buddy the Elf

    Good call with the forehead ink.
    I mean, how could you even second guess that shit?

  15. The Brown Streak

    Did the lead singer of Ratt get a sex change?

  16. pretty scary

    she needs some more face tats.

  17. blueskies

    Oh those are going to look soooooo good in a few years when everything starts to wrinkle………..

  18. Hooker Spit

    It’s only because “Herpes Infected Nazi Gutter Slut” wouldn’t fit on the shirt.

  19. I’ve gotta find the store she got that shirt at… I’ve been looking everywhere for one that says “Fat White Misanthrope”.

  20. Clown Shoes

    It’s like an episode of “Hoarders” except with tattoos.

  21. Contusion

    Redundantly redundant.

  22. More like pillow biter, amirite?

  23. Raoul

    Kill it! Kill it with fire!

  24. tlmck

    Truth in advertizing. It could catch on.

  25. All the wrong people die.

  26. Jimmy

    The shirt say’s it all, She is a ugly,classless,monkey looking, She needs to just go away! Any guy that would F*** This thing, needs some meds. and fast!

  27. When the number of unemployed hits 10% you have to get crafty with your curriculum vitae or something.

  28. JJ212

    I love it when they come equipped with their own caption.

  29. As if we needed the shirt to tell us.

  30. turd da third

    This should be her next tattoo..

    Will look great when she is 80 years old.

  31. turd da third

    Would like to knock her up and force feed her dunkin donuts,, would be really fun and interesting to see all those tats stretch and take on new shapes! Especially all those brown intestines tattooed on her filthy belly :) they would look really special all distorted out of shape.

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