1. “Nope. not my brand of lice.”

  2. Cock Dr

    “Nope, tits are too old & over-ripe.”

  3. It’s what’s for lunch.

  4. Bonky

    I really feel sorry for the fluffer sitting beneath him.

  5. After seeing her photo, Sheen decided that he did in fact need his own full time court stenographer.

  6. “Okay, first, let me check your qualifications…perfect! Now, in this scene, you’re playing a sexy court reporter. Just pretend to type on this machine. After the judge and ‘Deniece’ leave, you take pity on how horrible she was to me, and we go at it.”

  7. zomgbie

    very glad hes wearing clothes.

  8. Jimmy

    F****er still hasn’t changed!

  9. EricLr

    He seems to have a thing for women who weren’t even born when he still had a film career.

  10. Nik

    Kinda looks like demi lovato to me!

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