superficial

  1. Paltrow is such a fucking hypocrite.

  2. chris breezy boxing academy

    cool, now that they’re hanging out together rihanna should introduce gwynny to her friend chris

  3. Rihanna tried to have her siamese twin removed, but she just kept glomming on.

  4. Cock Dr

    Team Rihanna.

  5. mamacita

    Gwynnie’s looking a little thick next to RiRi…LOL!

  6. Look! Look! Another black person to stand next to! Wow, how P.C am I?

  7. Bonky

    Gwyneth makes me want to vomit.

  8. tinklepants

    Chris Brown had it right: Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch.

  9. Jade

    Paltrow thinks she is so much better than everyone else, so why’s she think it is a good idea to be around the trash?

  10. The Brown Streak

    Just wait until Paltrow realizes that’ Rhianna’s not a real blonde.

  11. ri

    Fire and Ice

  12. “I’ll take ‘Annoying Whores I’d Like to See Die in a Fire’ for $400, Alex.”

  13. Ruth

    I love Goop.

  14. Clown Shoes

    Well now we know who threw up the most to look good in that dress.

  15. The Ebony and Ivory of xylophones.

  16. savedatwins

    mr spock had the vulcan grip, paltrow has the egalitarian head. she sucks the soul right outta ya.

  17. spartacus

    GOOP in search of relevance

  18. The Most Interesting

    “I love *all* black people. Well, as long as they’re rich and dye their hair blonde like all good Aryans.”

  19. YoMamma

    “Hi Rhi Rhi! I’m sure you’ve already heard but I’m friends with Beyonce! Did you know that? We’re like besties. It’s like whatevs. Anywho, can I take a quick pic and post it all over twitter so everyone knows I have more than one black friend? Okay, now it’s you, Bey Bey, Jigga, Oprah… Now I’m totes allowed to use the N-word. Thanks! XOXO” ~GOOP

  20. Jill_Ess

    Look at me and my new BFF, Ri. We’re twinsies!!

  21. The Winchester

    “Where are we gonna go?”

    “I’ll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.”

  22. squishy

    Friends that shop together…

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