superficial

  1. (Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch): Doo it, doo it… Doo it…

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

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  3. Mr Obvious

    Those are real right? I haven’t seen unaugmented breasts on a hot celeb for so long that I didn’t know what to make of hers.

    • Fondue

      No, they’re not real – you can find pre-op pictures of her with a smaller chest.

      That said, slow clap for her surgeon because jesus-tap-dancing-christ they’re fantastic!

  4. Cameron

    Her tits are kinda small considering how chubby she is. Just sayin’

  5. that is a very hot picture.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Kate Upton is insanely hot.

    However, she is aging quickly for a 22 yr old. She’s starting to get that puffy look and her ass is nothing to brag about.

    Her breasts however….her breasts are fantastic.

    • Josephus

      Chick’s 19. And you can say whatever you want, I would hit it until my dick fell off.

      • Deacon Jones

        Google image pictures of her from two years ago.

      • Yeah

        No, I agree. She’s not going to age well. She was banging like two years ago, but she’s gained the “freshman 15″ and she’s not even in college. Too much drinking will ruin a body faster than anything else.

  7. “The Fish said he wanted me to wear something … low … cut …”

  8. hbw

    And…CUT!

  9. Bonky

    Damnit, I knew I should have worn looser pants.

  10. If there were any justice in the world, that t-shirt would be wet. And wadded up on the floorboard of my camaro.

  11. madmax

    whoa, I totally thought that this was Lindsey Lohan at first. Nice cans…midsection is all fucked up though!

  12. The Brown Streak

    Demi Lovato says you’re doing it all wrong.

  13. God, I hope she took the time to sharpen those scissors.

  14. uncle denial

    I seriously hate safety scissors. Blunt tips, dull edges. Bullshit!

  15. Jade

    Am I the only one who saw tits hanging out and automatically assumed this was Miley Cyrus?

  16. rospo

    wow, it was like: boob – Lindsay Lohan? – wow, she looks good! – no wait, it can’t be – indeed.

  17. Bree

    if this was miley cyrus it would be a massive scandal, even though they are the same age…

    • Trek Girl

      If Miley Cyrus started her career the way Kate did, and her father wasn’t Billy Ray Cyrus, then there most likely wouldn’t be any controversy. Miley Cyrus is a former Disney star, and Kate Upton is not, which means what they do will be seen differently.

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