Ken and Barbie doin’ it.

You’re about 17 years too late to choke her out…

His penis and her vagina are clearly well acquainted.

“Remember honey about 10 years ago, when you were 29 and I use to take you from behind? Good times.”

touching your daughter’s titties is just like a riding a bike.

What the fuck happened to her face? And stop with the fucking padding!

Daddy issues finally explained!

Of the 700 problematic things in this photo, I’m still hung up on the idea that we’re supposed to believe she’s a day under 35 years-old.

This should be considered a crime. Putting all that makeup on a Guy Fawkes mask.

Well on the way to becoming one of the dreaded Cosmeticsurgasaurus.

“Oh, yeah. Gimme some sugar, ba- Sorry, sweetheart! Thought you were your mom . . . again.”

She has a music video?? Reality?? What does this bitch know about reality???

This photo has 99 problems and daddy’s boundaries is one

Hmmm. This explains where she got her taste for much older gay men.

Daddy, just because you sell your daughter doesn’t mean you get to do her too.

This picture explains a bunch..

whaaat the hell is happening?!

“Daddy, PLEASE! I’m married now!”

You know that magical moment where father and daughter share an intimate moment on the dance floor at weddings that tugs at your heart strings? Not that.

Whoa whoa whoa.. Stop the clock!

This photo explains a lot.

This is the first time I’ve seen her with her dad. It’s all starting to make sense now.

I don’t think he looks drunk at all.

WTF happened to her face, she was kind of cute before, now she is messed up.

That’s her *dad*? There’s a video of them kissing and him spanking her, before running his hands all over her boobs. Explains so fucking much.

To anyone who’s interested (although I don’t know who that would be):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2276661/Courtney-Stodden-gyrates-pole-red-lingerie–posing-dress-light-crotch.html#axzz2KImtkVhK

This. Explains. Everything.

Relax people and give her a little credit. Some Aqua Velva smelling, liver spotted hand came around and grabbed her tits, she probably thought it was her husband.

Is there a squeaking sound when that plastic prosthetic hand rubs up against that plastic boob?

Looks more like a sister than a daughter.

I thought that was an old woman and her husband. They look the same age. And, that isn’t say much!

This photograph belongs in a psychiatry textbook. You know what chapter, don’t you?