“What? This old thing?”
He’s got diapers older than her.
I’ve heard of “kiss OF death”, but not “kissed BY death”
“Why yes, I’d LOVE a lump of sugar!”
This was meant for Chelsea Handler’s picture, another horse-face, no idea why it showed up on this one…
“Will you just die, already?”
Dammit! I didn’t want the next episode of “Walking Dead” spoiled for me.
She dresses pretty classy for a whore.
“Anyone else smell mothballs and urine?”
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“My wife. I think I’ll keep her. Actually, I have to—now that I’m no longer working, I can’t afford any additional alimony payments.”
That’s not a kiss. It’s called “lamprey therapy” and it’s the secret to his eternal existence. He just sucked three years out of her.
He doesn’t pay her enough to kiss her on the mouth.
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Larry King and Shawn Southwick at the Clive Davis Annual Pre-Grammy Gala in Los Angeles. (February 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN