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  1. Buddy The Elf

    Dude consistently has the best facial expressions.
    Even when he is perusing the latest Cheeseburger Calendar.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Forget bikini models, I should be doing Carl’s Jr. commercials.”

  3. Swearin

    Every scratched square releases the pleasing scent of vodka or cheeseburgers!

  4. schmidtler

    Who ISN’T excited about the new David Hasselhof themed bingo scratch off cards!?!?!

  5. Beam me up Scotty! There’s no alcohol here!

  6. “KITT! Where are you? I need to get out of here!”

  7. Captured: the fateful moment when he finally realized he’s spent the last 6 decades being David Hasselhoff.

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