1. USDA Prime McBeef

    The bent paperclip holding her top on will fail. Sooner or later, it will fail. And when it does, I hope this guy taking creeper shots of no name randoms is still checked in at the super 8 and still hanging around down by the pool.

  2. Jman

    I’m glad she comes painted with instructions because after unwrapping I wouldn’t know what to do with her.

  3. journalschism

    Would bone with extreme prejudice.

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