1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Could you turn around please, my penis hates your dad’s face.

    • LoriGirl

      I’ve met her in person. She is STUNNING. She’s not a very photogenic girl, so I was shocked when I saw how beautiful she was in person. Her eyes are amazing, like a crystal green color and she has flawless skin. You’d be surprised at just how gorgeous she is in person. She looks very different than in pictures. She also sounds really good live. Heard her sing with no music, she’s got some talent for sure.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I know she has a helluva body under there, so the question is do you make her wear the paper bag in bed even though the lights are already out?

    I say yes. In fact, double bag it.

  3. Poor girl. She has to compete with Christie Brinkley. I still would. Both of them.

  4. your mom

    Jeepers, Creepers, where’d you get those peepers??

  5. She got new boobs. Clearly she does not understand that her breasts were not the problem.

  6. tito

    Does someone kick her in the face before every photo?

  7. This chick crawls out of obscurity about once a year by pulling this exact shit, over again, every time. God bless her, is what I’m trying to say.

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