“Hmm. Am I coming or going?”

“Do these polka dots make me look fat?”

Classy.
Heil Hitler.

What good am I?
What can I do?
Now here take a look at my large rack,
Now all my spots are black!

Based on their faces, that baby must have delivered some bad news.

This is what a ladybug looks like to someone on acid.

So, she’s becoming a taxi driver AND the taxi?

Wow.
Is that PhotoShopped?

This picture just screams with subtlety.

So Jesse James is the baby daddy?

Babies are gonna come pouring out of her like a clown car. At least she’s dressed for the part.

Oh heil no.

It was announced today that, like Machete and Hobo With a Shotgun, another of the spoof trailers from Grindhouse is being given the full movie treatment as Amber Rose was signed to star in Werewolf Women of the S.S.

i still don’t know why kanye left her?!

Why is this woman going shoe shopping? She can’t even see her feet!

Wow, she’s the driver and the taxi.

Yes, this picture makes me sad too.

Scared to think what Kim is going to look like or Jessica Simpson with baby #2.

The hat makes the outfit complete.

“Staring at the floor…Staring at the floor…Do NOT look up…Keep looking at the floor….”