1. So basically R. Kelly is living my dreams now?

  2. Deacon Jones

    You can have her, R Kelly.

  3. Dox

    Entitled: Prelude to a golden shower.

  4. JungleRed

    Someone just told him she’s not underage.

  5. catapostrophe

    Yet another tragedy falling on December 8.

  6. Odbarc

    “Why is there piss all over my leg?”
    Lady Gaga: “It’s art.”

  7. Flatliner

    Looks like R Kelly is finally getting fed up with smart ass remarks regarding the cancerous growth on his dick.

  8. Mohawk Disco

    R.Kelly thinks that ‘Suck it bitches. She’s mine!’ middle finger is cool. But it never occured to him we gave her to him on purpose.

  9. This is what happens when you ask R Kelly if he is smart enough to figure out how to zip up his own shoes.

  10. Phoenix

    She was the cheese on the rat trap in the bottom corner that was used to catch him but he’s smarter than your average rat and he’s getting away!

  11. “What, I don’t get to pee on her Terry? Fuck you!”

  12. More Richardson ‘creativity’, I see.

  13. Shorty

    Isn’t she a little too old for his taste?

  14. “If erection lasts longer than 8 hours, consult this pic”.

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