superficial

  1. Must’ve been comparing his man boobs to her prego boobs.

  2. Cock Dr

    Simon looks as if he can lactate with the best of them.

  3. Do. Your. Shirt. Up!

  4. That baby’s gonna be confused as to which breasts to suck on.

  5. As rich as he is, he just can’t seem to find a shirt that works.

  6. Dox

    The white Kanye and Kim.

  7. “Is my hair OK?”
    “Are my moobs ok?”

  8. I think this is the first time I’ve seen undermoob on someone that was under 500lbs.

  9. That baby is going to have anemia if it latches on to Simon, and a mouth full of chest hair.

  10. Fucking shirts…how do they work?

  11. Caught trying to find out whose breasts are expanding the most from the pregnancy. Hint; She lost.

  12. Flatliner

    He needs to button up and she probably needs to gargle

  13. Just a sleazy looking fucker. If he did not have money and fame he would probably be out roofieing women’s drinks at the bar.

  14. anonymous

    If Simon Cowell and Khloe Lardassian had a baby if Chewbacca would be terrified at it’s size and hairiness.

  15. Radadoon

    Damn, I should have used one of these packs of condoms when I did her… too late now!

  16. “I don’t often bang my good friend’s wife…What the hell am a saying of course I do! I’m Simon Cowell and I’m a horrible human being!”

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