superficial

  1. Dox

    A man his age is practically begging for a broken hip.

  2. All I want for Christmas is my hair back.

  3. “Don’t need nuthin…but a good rug.”

  4. I wish his brain hemorrhage would do an encore.

  5. Flatliner

    Well, as long as he is not trying to jump from one stage to another with spectators in between…

  6. joe

    I wonder if he sang “every rose has it’s thorn”? I really like that one.

  7. the guitarist is laughing at him.

  8. Schadenfreude

    “It should say ‘Today – Brett Michaels and Puppet Show’, not the other way around.

  9. It was here when Bret Michaels asked himself who was he showing off for? Nobody showed up.

  10. ‘The Bret Michaels Band’? What, was ‘Can’t Call Us a Hairband Anymore and the Fat Groupies’ taken already?

  11. … hopefully leaping to his death

  12. Dammit is that a corn field below?

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