1. blerg

    Sorry Steven, going for the Johnny Depp look won’t help…

  2. How hard is it to dye individual facial whiskers?

  3. Dear god – it’s the CAT LADY.
    With dogs.

  4. Dox

    I wanna look like a pirate… or a Mexican… or a Mexican pirate.

  5. Someone likes a Dirty Sanchez.

  6. ultra

    i like the tranny anti-stretch mark goatee.

  7. Odbarc

    Ceasar Milan chops Steven in the neck says “Ttst, shut your mouth.”

  8. Flatliner

    Somewhere there is a catfish feeling offended.

  9. Vlad

    Attempted the Depp look, ended up with the Kraken.

  10. Mohawk Disco

    And they told me I can’t ruin 40 years of built up Rock and Roll awesomeness. HAH!

  11. There are ten things wrong with this picture—see if you can find them all!

  12. DanTheMan

    Ironically, Steven’s decision to grow facial hair in an effort to look less like Janice Dickinson only had the opposite effect.

  13. “Dammit Jeffrey! These aren’t the bitches I wanted sent to my hotel room!”

  14. Gramma really needs her lip waxed

  15. Yes. Let those puppies breathe.

  16. wrynoceros

    so Steven Tyler – Kelly Bensimon – minus the dogs, same photo

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