Sorry Steven, going for the Johnny Depp look won’t help…
How hard is it to dye individual facial whiskers?
Dear god – it’s the CAT LADY.
I wanna look like a pirate… or a Mexican… or a Mexican pirate.
Someone likes a Dirty Sanchez.
i like the tranny anti-stretch mark goatee.
Ceasar Milan chops Steven in the neck says “Ttst, shut your mouth.”
Somewhere there is a catfish feeling offended.
Attempted the Depp look, ended up with the Kraken.
And they told me I can’t ruin 40 years of built up Rock and Roll awesomeness. HAH!
There are ten things wrong with this picture—see if you can find them all!
Ironically, Steven’s decision to grow facial hair in an effort to look less like Janice Dickinson only had the opposite effect.
“Dammit Jeffrey! These aren’t the bitches I wanted sent to my hotel room!”
Gramma really needs her lip waxed
Yes. Let those puppies breathe.
so Steven Tyler – Kelly Bensimon – minus the dogs, same photo
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Steven Tyler in Miami. (December 8, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN