See, ladies? Just by going blonde, even Margaret McPoyle can find love.
Wear a bra. Its fucking LAX.
ketchup and mustard — now with nipples!
19 year old rebellious teenager and the 39 year old guy.
What kind of name is Allie Teilz LAX?
He’s dating Samantha Ronson without the track marks? That’s quite a score.
Is his man boobs bigger than hers?
No. Hers am slightly more big.
I think they’re a cute couple, they have a lot in common. Like bra size.
I would go fucking bonkers having to listen to the ceaseless nattering of a “girlfriend” twenty years my junior.
“Don’t you think it’s a bit nippy in here?”
“Yes. That’s why I’m walking behind you.”
Because it was not creepy enough being a 40 yr old man dating a 19 yr old girl who looks like a boy, let her run around the damn airport with no bra on also. Classy.
“You look silly not wearing a bra.”
“Ok. Mr. “I’ll pretend to be a crazy beared rapper for a year” .
“Ok. Mr. “I’ll pretend to be a crazy bearded rapper for a year” .
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Joaquin Phoenix with his girlfriend Allie Teilz LAX. (December 8, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN