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  1. Sheppy

    It’s a nipple. I’ll take it.

  2. Cock Dr

    The name alone earns a posting.

  3. Dox

    So named for the multicolored spooge left on her bumper.

  4. Josephus

    I can see where she got her name. She certainly does look like she fell off the back of a pickup truck.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    She’d have to be named Courtney Love for me to be any less interested in nipple.

  6. “My name? I noticed it after I swallowed all that chrome…..”

  7. River Felix

    Neon Hitch? More like Neon Glitch.

  8. Flatliner

    Who the heck is th…hey! Nipple!

  9. Holy shit, that’s her real name…

  10. Mohawk Disco

    For a second I thought Miley Cyrus. Then I realized this is too classy and dressed for her.

  11. anonymous

    Absolutely no idea who she is. Even Google asked me if I’d rather look a porn when I searched.

  12. Some may assume that she is a filthy disease-ridden whore. I don’t think I will give her that much credit.

  13. Phoenix

    27!
    Twenty.
    Seven.

    Yikes.

  14. [insert horse hitch joke]

    On a side note, she looks Madonna-level hairy, and this just proves how deceiving bras and clothes can be when it comes to breast size..

  15. You might think Neon Hitch has a tattoo of the word “freedom” on her arm, but it’s actually just her left nipple’s thought bubble.

  16. Bitch, pull yer pants up, yer tit is hangin out

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