It’s a nipple. I’ll take it.
The name alone earns a posting.
So named for the multicolored spooge left on her bumper.
I can see where she got her name. She certainly does look like she fell off the back of a pickup truck.
She’d have to be named Courtney Love for me to be any less interested in nipple.
“My name? I noticed it after I swallowed all that chrome…..”
Neon Hitch? More like Neon Glitch.
Who the heck is th…hey! Nipple!
Everyone’s thoughts exactly.
Holy shit, that’s her real name…
For a second I thought Miley Cyrus. Then I realized this is too classy and dressed for her.
Absolutely no idea who she is. Even Google asked me if I’d rather look a porn when I searched.
Some may assume that she is a filthy disease-ridden whore. I don’t think I will give her that much credit.
[insert horse hitch joke]
On a side note, she looks Madonna-level hairy, and this just proves how deceiving bras and clothes can be when it comes to breast size..
You might think Neon Hitch has a tattoo of the word “freedom” on her arm, but it’s actually just her left nipple’s thought bubble.
Bitch, pull yer pants up, yer tit is hangin out
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Neon Hitch at KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2013 in Los Angeles. (December 6, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN