superficial

  1. dookie

    I heard it through the grapevine

  2. Colin

    Well, her collagen lips have finally deflated, but it looks like the rest of her has, too…

  3. LJ

    Jennifer Aniston, 2025

  4. Evil Dick Tater

    I thought The Walking Dead was shot in Georgia.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Man, how does Kurt Russell wake up to this every morning and not blow his brains out?

    • M

      Seriously…? So, by the time you get “old” you will just dump your same-age wife and buy some 20-something trashqueen who’s definitely not with you because you have so much in common, cause thats not possible ? Way to fucking go :-)

  6. Venom

    Sweet Jesus.

  7. eskwire

    Ya look like gelfling… SMELL like gelfling… maybe ya ARE gelfling!

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    There’s no way she was hot during my lifetime.

  9. Buddy the Elf

    No wonder A-Rod dumped her.

  10. To go from Julie Bowen to this is just cruel and unusual punishment.

  11. This photo kinda makes you want to go back to the Rachel Hunter one huh?

  12. Sun life will do that to you.

  13. Johnny P!

    Miss Hawn? Telegram from a ‘Mel A. Noma’!
    Can you sign here, please?

  14. If by “Gold” you mean “Leather”, then yes, that’s her.

  15. Shonzie

    boner kill!

  16. As if Princess Fiona could ever pull off a tank top.

  17. Steve Sabol

    With the death of Jim Henson I didn’t think they’d ever shoot another Dark Crystal.

  18. renzomatic

    I’ve seen catcher’s mitts with better leather.

  19. renzomatic

    “The finest Corinthian Leather….”

  20. Tad Bit Tipsy

    So I decided to come to the game just for the Halibut…

  21. For a second there, I was thinking Tara Reid might actually clean up sorta good.

  22. Sin

    Just think of how old she really is then think of how she looks. Really not that bad. She is 66 years old people. 66.

  23. Goldie Hawn

    So I go to the doctor and he tells me I’ve got genital warts on my uvula. I know, gross, right? Here’s the amazing part, he tells me that one of the warts looks just like Warren Beatty. I am not making this up… That’s KISMET, baby.

  24. Anna

    getting old sucks

  25. fattymcgee

    Look people, we all get old. It’s sad, but true. That said, if push came to shove, I’d label this one, “GILF”.

  26. tlmck

    All the leaves are brown…and the skies are gray…

  27. deargodandbabyjesus

    Tell’em Large Marge sent ya!

  28. So that’s what a bippy is.

  29. yeahright

    More like Brassie

  30. cc

    Jesus Christ this picture even scared my cat.

  31. catapostrophe

    Sun: 1
    Goldie: 0

  32. Heather Locklear is on another bender.

  33. AnnaDraconida

    Newsflash: ALL of you will become old & saggy & wrinkly one day. Sad but true.

  34. Nug

    She was great in The Dark Crystal. I’d still dang her though…for old-time sake.

  35. Freebie

    Unfortunately, a lot of us babyboomers have skin like that. There was no sunblock or warnings of skin damage by over exposure to the sun in the 60′s and it was thought a suntan was healthy. Sure, we looked really good back then but we are paying for it today. Put on sunblock. Its important.

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