superficial

  1. Waldo

    Man I wanna party w/ this chick.

  2. Buddy the Elf

    Lindsey got her hair done and stole someone’s jacket on the way out?

  3. I’d hate to be downwind of her.

  4. Johnny P!

    I was at the Cafe de Paris in London many yeas ago (if it’s still the same place it always was). It was old, worn, tacky, decadent and trashy.
    Sad to see it’s gone downhill so much…

  5. Any Guy

    look at those trashy-ass tattoos on the chick behind her. wow. nothing screams ‘class’ like an arm full of random shitty patchwork.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Then we left the club. Stop. It was dark and there was something in the sky, I think it was the moon. Stop. New paragraph.

  7. Not pictured: Her two kids holding the industrial fan for her off camera.

  8. Miss C

    Not pictured: Pippa Middleton

  9. Did you know if you rearrange the letters in her name you get “Tackier Pie”? That is all.

  10. Classy pants on the broad in the back… it’s like landing strip lights to her vagina.

  11. Never seen a coke conga line before.

  12. cc

    Katie looks almost tolerable…at this distance.

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