1. Evil Dick Tater

    Wow, Roger Ebert looks great!

  2. “This Catherine Zeta-Jones chick next to me is smoking hot. I wonder if she’s married.”

  3. Buddy the Elf

    “Weekend at Bernie’s 4: Straight to Video”

  4. “Ready …. BLUE STEEL!”

  5. General Disarray

    DUTCH OVEN!

  6. Johnny P!

    And then the chandelier crashes on stage.
    Daaahhh-dum-dum-dum-dum-duuummmm!!!

  7. Warren Piece

    Do YOU think you can dance???

  8. GuidotheRed

    Pictured: the daily event of remembering he’s married to Catherine Zeta Jones, then promptly shitting himself

  9. adolf hitler

    enough with the ellen degeneres pics

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Death! Stop creeping up on me.

    • Johnny P!

      Thanks! That made me laugh out loud for a couple of minutes.
      Needed that!

    • Dani

      I almost spilled my coffee, trying to keep the laughter in. Got my cup to the table and then I was free to chuckle like a mad girl. Thank you for that.

  11. “When I killed your brother, I looked JUST…LIKE…THIS!”

  12. Because I’m wearing them…and I just did.

  13. uncle denial

    Douglas just realized that Bilbo stole “the Precious”.

  14. “Pleeh, hel’ me unzi’ the ba’ oh my hea’!”

  15. “What?! My Father is still alive?!”

  16. Jupiter Fountain

    Wow, Larry King looks fabulous!

  17. “WHOA…FUCK!!! Omigod, I just scared the shit out of myself.”

  18. Awwwoooooooggggaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. JJ

    Look who just got caught giving Catherine Zeta Jones a dust necklace.

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