Wow, Roger Ebert looks great!
Umm, no. That’s Kirk Douglas.
I know sarcasm can be hard to differentiate in writing, but try to adapt.
Good Lord. Evil Dick was obviously JOKING. *Head desk*.
And it was a good one, Dick.
LOL the 2 below still don’t get it.
Kirk Douglas is Michael’s dad & is about 102. dontkillthemessenger was joking as well, and it was apt.
“This Catherine Zeta-Jones chick next to me is smoking hot. I wonder if she’s married.”
“Weekend at Bernie’s 4: Straight to Video”
“Ready …. BLUE STEEL!”
And then the chandelier crashes on stage.
Do YOU think you can dance???
Pictured: the daily event of remembering he’s married to Catherine Zeta Jones, then promptly shitting himself
enough with the ellen degeneres pics
Death! Stop creeping up on me.
Thanks! That made me laugh out loud for a couple of minutes.
I almost spilled my coffee, trying to keep the laughter in. Got my cup to the table and then I was free to chuckle like a mad girl. Thank you for that.
“When I killed your brother, I looked JUST…LIKE…THIS!”
Because I’m wearing them…and I just did.
Douglas just realized that Bilbo stole “the Precious”.
“Pleeh, hel’ me unzi’ the ba’ oh my hea’!”
“What?! My Father is still alive?!”
Wow, Larry King looks fabulous!
“WHOA…FUCK!!! Omigod, I just scared the shit out of myself.”
Look who just got caught giving Catherine Zeta Jones a dust necklace.
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Michael Douglas in Miami. (December 3, 2011)