superficial

  1. “I’m strong to the finish ‘cuz I eats me spinach. Now, where did I park my Audi?”

    • Snack pack

      Sooooooooo good!! When I saw the pic I thought “How am I gonna type that silly Popeye laugh.” Good ol’ Stinky saved me the effort.

  2. “No blueberry pancakes for us this morning, Mrs. Momsen? That is the LAST TIME I hook up with that icy bitch Taylor.”

  3. Star Droppings

    His moustache still smells like the nanny.

  4. Buddy the Elf

    England’s Keanu Reaves.

    They have cornered the market on Rich dudes trying too hard to look homeless and hipster.

  5. Venom

    Trying to get that last tasty scrap stuck in his teeth from his last meal. Don’t lie we have all done it.

  6. “Hmmm. I DO look bloody handsome in my crocheted beanie.”

  7. Johnny P!

    “Mmmm… bit o’ bangers and mash in the old canines. Lovely!”

  8. He’s like a Papa Smurf that will give you herpes.

  9. adolf hitler

    enough with the ellen degeneres pics

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Not the same since Christopher Robin died.

  11. cc

    If you are going to make a face like that, you should at least be smoking a pipe.

  12. Yagiska

    Call me Ishmael.

  13. “Spread out everyone…he’s getting ready to cack an oyster!”

  14. Jill

    I imagine he’s consoling himself on his staled career by whispering things like “It’s ok, Hispter Jude Law didn’t want to play James Bond anyway!”

    • Jill

      crap, that was supposed to be “stalled”, but staled works too I guess. Also, “hipster”, not “hispter”. Damn you people coming into my office needing work done.

  15. The British version of Ashton Kutcher is just as douchey as the American version.

  16. Nug

    Damn Hollywood and their remakes. No one wants to see Philadelphia again.

  17. McHerpes.

    yup…. i defiantly should get tested….

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