“I’m strong to the finish ‘cuz I eats me spinach. Now, where did I park my Audi?”

“No blueberry pancakes for us this morning, Mrs. Momsen? That is the LAST TIME I hook up with that icy bitch Taylor.”

His moustache still smells like the nanny.

England’s Keanu Reaves.

They have cornered the market on Rich dudes trying too hard to look homeless and hipster.

Trying to get that last tasty scrap stuck in his teeth from his last meal. Don’t lie we have all done it.

“Hmmm. I DO look bloody handsome in my crocheted beanie.”

“Mmmm… bit o’ bangers and mash in the old canines. Lovely!”

He’s like a Papa Smurf that will give you herpes.

enough with the ellen degeneres pics

Not the same since Christopher Robin died.

If you are going to make a face like that, you should at least be smoking a pipe.

Call me Ishmael.

“Spread out everyone…he’s getting ready to cack an oyster!”

I imagine he’s consoling himself on his staled career by whispering things like “It’s ok, Hispter Jude Law didn’t want to play James Bond anyway!”

The British version of Ashton Kutcher is just as douchey as the American version.

Damn Hollywood and their remakes. No one wants to see Philadelphia again.

yup…. i defiantly should get tested….