Kate Gosselin at The Zappos.com Rock 'n' Roll Marathon & 1/2 Marathon benefiting the Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America in Vegas. (December 1, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
so that’s what Crohn’s and Colitis looks like.
She must have thought it was a “crone” foundation.
Looks like she’s been shaving her neck too often.
She looks ravishing.
(BTW, my vocabulary isn’t so good… ravishing means easy to set on fire, right?)
The Rokurokubi is real!
“I didn’t think I was going to be able to finish the race, but then my uterus fell out, and I was able to run the last quarter mile at full speed!”
Please, Kendra, put some makeup on.
They’re probably around here somewhere….But let’s talk some more about *ME*!!
There once was a shrew named Kate
Whose face has been looking pitted
as of late
along came Jon
who gave her 8 spawn
& he said
I should have jerked off on my plate.
(okay somebody finish this off!)
and now that fuckwad is doing
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Dammit, where’s my edit button!!
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
and when she bent over, old rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own?
“Act natural,” they told her.
She looks like Alien.
I think she’s molting.
I would pay to see her try and blink.
Gee, I wonder what’s got her laughing so hard…
Someone asked her about her kids.
“About 81″, replied Kate’s neck when asked how it was feeling.
Can’t believe Jim Carrey’s finally making a Fire Marshall Bill movie!
dafuq – Does she shave her neck?
I’ve always wanted to bang Kate in the ass but now I’m not so sure.
And there interviewing her why?
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