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  1. If she’s gonna use those puppies to hold the pen, I salute her….

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    We’re supposed to believe that someone who’s trying to figure out how to use a pen wrote a book?

  3. It doesn’t look like she is “Still Standing.”

  4. EricLr

    Yeah, could you please make it out to “Someone who doesn’t know who the fuck you are”

  5. SIGNING SIGNATURES FOR MOTHER FUCKING WHATTTT?????

    Jesus! I’m temped to go down to my local Wal-Mart and sign signatures! It makes about that much fucking sense!!

    Yes, I’m angry Goddamnit!!!

  6. Biff

    Oh….I thought it was Kelly Osbourne.

  7. cc

    Still Standing…isn’t that what Carrie Prejean called her book?

  8. Crissy

    Kary Tetona…

  9. I still don’t care.

  10. Vlad

    Donald Trump called…he wants his hair back

  11. She looks just as surprised to see her name on that book as we are

  12. Just use a pen skank!

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