superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Someone’s stylist likes stubby legs. Nobody else does though.

  2. James Marshall

    Nice Waist !

  3. Contusion

    Wow, bad styling. Someone should be fired.

  4. SIN

    She is so short and muscular it is hard for her to find clothes that fit

  5. meeps!

    I think her shorts are on backwards…

  6. Techman

    It’s nice to see one of Santa’s elves supporting the Jingle Ball.

  7. Deacon Jones

    oh no….

    not you too, Shawn

  8. That dude has good hair.

  9. OK, I”m no style expert… but she’s wearing a top meant to show tits… that she doesn’t have. Her shorts are supposed to look good on long legs… that she doesn’t have.

    All in all, someone has managed to make this cute, super-fit girl look fat. Styling fail.

    • Schmidtler

      I don’t think it’s the outfit that makes her look fat. I’m pretty sure it’s the fat that makes her look fat.

  10. The Pope

    I could kill a couple hours with her and a bag of walnuts.

  11. cc

    I can just see the pommel horse shrinking in fear.

  12. Just be grateful her Jingle Balls aren’t showing.

  13. Jackie

    TURN AROUND!!! I need to know if her butt looks like a pelvis.

  14. zomgbie

    lol it looks like her head, arms and legs all are on backwards.

  15. Senor Trout

    ‘Can you believe it? I got this whole outfit for three dollars at Kelly Clarkson’s garage sale.’

  16. Wow look! It is the new Thigh Master grand champion!

  17. Jeff

    “Your head, it’s on backwards!”
    “How come no one ever told me my ass was so big?!”

  18. Stewie

    I would make her taco pop if I could find it.

  19. She’s cute and fit. Definitely would. That outfit is horrible though.

  20. will

    Do the Chunk!

  21. tlmck

    I wonder if she charges by the hour? She could leg press my car while I change the oil.

  22. She appears to have the weirdest boner right now.

  23. Pretty girl. Too bad her stylist hates her.

  24. She would probably kill me in bed, but I’d put up a good fight

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