That awkward moment when Benicio finds out that Oliver is not his father.

“I’m sorry but did you just say you DON’T have to give Oliver a handjob as part of the standard greeting?”

This picture taken immediately after an announcement that Puerto Rico had run out of cocaine.

Puerto Rico… university…lol.

“My question is for the both of you…Who would you say has more hair?”

Wait. A T-shirt is not considered classy?

Need coke….need.coke….take another stupid audience question…need coke…need coke….

The CIA and the Masons got together and stole his hair

Fresh out of conspiracy theories, smart guy?

“Hold your head, up Ollie! (to reporter) Yeah, we’ve banged a lot of girls we had no right getting, what’s your point?!?”

Benicio on his way out: “This was interesting gentlemen. Do you want me to wake up Oliver now?”

‘Burrrrrraaaap! Oh, sorry Oliver.. that was a ripe one!’

Hollywood bathrooms are awkward.

Benicio: “You can tell I just shat myself, can’t you.”
Oliver: “… “

My knuckles still smell like ass…ulppp

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Judging by Stone’s body language, Benny is doing a remake of his lineup scene fart from The Usual Suspects.

Del Toro: I was told there would be coke.
Stone (sniffing madly) : Yeah, about that, Benicio….