The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.3.12
Camila Vernaglia, Andressa Urach, and Carine Felizardo competing in Miss Butt Brazil 2012. (December 1, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.3.12
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“Lol.” — Kim Kardashian
Bless you fish… Bless your little heart…
i can smell the shit from here.
Just wait 10 years and take this same photo. Uhhgg….ugghghhh…bleeeeeeeeehhh.
uhhh, I could pick out nicer asses at the mall….
Seriously, Brazil? You of all people
Amen Deacon.. I could pick out better asses at Walmart.
Walmart asses pick themselves.
I used to go to some really skanky go go bars in Newark, the brazilian chicks there had much hotter asses than these pigs.
groooooooosss!!!
The second has ass implants, possibly the third too.
Someone should alert them that when you get implants in your ass you have to distinguish that you don’t want tits back there.
So ass implants are a thing in Brazil? I’m surprised Coco isn’t moistening this place with her presence.
Only if implants in Brazil are implanted orally, over time, through Brazil’s version of Krispy Kreme.
I don’t get this at all… Fuck you, Brazil… I had faith in you.
It’s a cheese toastie line up
Penis is not at all sure.
They’re all winners in their own way.
Seriously guys, to Brazil this contest is probably the equivalent of Wallmart picking an employee of the month. As in: not important at all. Visit the carnaval in Rio and you’ll see true beauties.
I like em!! HEHE!
God’s punishment for wrecking the rainforest?
I hope this trio enjoyed their one time only posting on the SW.
Average contestant height: 3’5″
Fiscal cliff Brazilian style.
The third one seems to have a great personality. :D
Coco stunt doubles.
Brazil has different butt standards.
These hoes look like washed up pornstars
Thought it was three implanted dag queens in a urinal. My bad.
Looks like a 3 course meal to me!
“I hear Sir Mixes Very from America is the celebrity judge.”
I dunno… I LOVE ass, but butt implants are just… gross. I don’t know what it is about them. They just look so unnatural. Which is odd, because tit men love boob implants. I dunno, maybe we as a society simply aren’t ready for butt implants.
See? They can pee standing up
I’ll take all three of them. Brazil is not far from Trinidad, so I’m booking a flight right now.
CONGA TIME!
“Those are butts? Oh, that’s cute!”
-Kim Kardashian.
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Brazilian girls have some of the greatest asses on the planet, and these 3 here have no business in any kind of Miss Butt Brazil contest. Here’s what great Brazilian asses looks like:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/08/06/meet-bia-and-branca-feres/index.html
sorry, bad link – here’s a good one:
http://www.biabrancaferes.com/
Somewhere Sir Mix-Alots head just exploded.