Training table bean and cabbage soup is the WORST, right ‘Melo?

I fart in your general dirction

Keep away from the light!

A scene from Spike Lee’s new film, “Your Arms Too Short to Box with God, and Too Fist Carmello Anthony”

No, no dude… I’m pretty sure the contest is for ladies… BRAZILIAN ladies.

He’s hiding Chris Brown in his ass?

It’s not so much that it’s big but that it’s towering above her.

“Don’t shart me, bro!”

I didn’t know Jordan Peele played for the Knicks.

gurrllll please

Taken shortly after the team changed its name to the New York Sharts

‘Nigga, aim dat shit elsewhere! Smells like you been eating Newports dipped in St Ides again!’

That’s odd, just last week Carmelo Anthony was in the theater shielding my eyes from a shitty Spike Lee movie.

Now who’s going to protect the woman from Spike?

Too bad no one’s shielding us from whatever it is Spike has on his head.

spike total dumbass