1. The Royal Penis

    “Mommy, I told you I don’t have a dollar!”

  2. it had to be said

    Wookie tit. That kid is scarred for life.

  3. Contusion

    Like a giant cow feeding a calf.

  4. Jill

    That’s actually Lamar….

  5. “Call me “Mrs. Robinson!”"

  6. The he-beast has tits? I’m so confused now.

  7. Montana

    Is that a BRA covering her nipple? Worst. Kardashian. Ever.

  8. BandWM.instrel

    Admit it. You find me attractive.

  9. Bigalkie

    Wow, how boring!

  10. cc

    So you see sea levels aren’t rising, it’s the land that’s sinking.

  11. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, with visions of hairy udders, dangling over their heads.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “Okay Mason… in this version of hide and go seek I hide you in this hole and you seek a way out before you suffocate.”

  13. The mothership has landed.

  14. anonymous

    Someone needs to tell the kid to “Let the Wookie win.”

  15. Eric

    That reminds me, its lunchtime.

  16. CK

    (Arrow spins, pull-string retracts…)
    “The cow says: MOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

  17. Saterine

    Yeah…’s Kourtney.

  18. “Now, pretend that bike is Grandma holding a camera yelling stage directions as the girl climbs on you like this…”

  19. Yo…tits are tits, and some of my favorite things in the world (along with pussy, fresh apple fritters, movies about serial killers, and world peace). Khloe’s are pretty fair sized, at that, and I like ‘em!

  20. JKH

    Now let me see if I remember mom’s directions. First, hypnotize. Then swallow their soul…

  21. Brian

    Lucky little bastard. I’d be drooling all over myself like a child too if I had that in my face!

  22. Carl Spackler

    I zoomed !i AM SO ASHAMED

  23. EZ-B

    What we are seeing here, and what he won’t realize even after years of therapy, is the EXACT moment Mason turned gay.

  24. “No Mommie No, not again!!”

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