Kurt, I’ll give your $25 if you give Goldie your jacket.
Jennifer Aniston, 2032
Jennifer Aniston, 2015
Kate Hudson, 2032.
MMMMMmmmm, flapjacks !
With a blueberry on top.
Syrup anyone, syrup??
” I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.”
-Overboard 1987. I feel this quote applies to one or both of them.
Please honey, you are not 20 or 30 anymore.
Shit, she’s not even 20 plus 30…
You know you’re old when your age can be measured in scores
Please, please with more BLUEBERRIES on top.
Those high beams need some adjustment.
I first read that as “thigh beams”.
Then I realized the mistake is actually yours.
Goldie: “Yep, my plan is working honey. Nobody is looking at my face!”
Kurt: “Couldn’t you have had a little class and just grown a full beard, like I did?”
He escaped from New York. He escaped from L.A. But not even he can get away from this woman.
“I’ve got the sudden urge for some pancakes, how about you Goldie?”
If I wanted to see a 70 year old womans nipples, I’d follow Sharon Stone around.
Seriously, if there’s a picture of Sharon Stone nipping hiding later in this spread, I’m going to yak.
They’re still better than Britney’s
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, this is what I wake up next to.”
Get me my belt sander.
Kurt Russell now wears a fake beard. Seriously, I’d wear Groucho glasses if I had to be seen with Goldie Hawn.
“know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em”
They both still look good for their age…
All four of them do, actually.
Wow. I ummm, err, Wow!
That’s what is left from her breakfast of pancakes and raisins
Kurt Russell would look great as Hawkeye for an Old Man Logan movie based on his beard.
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