Kurt, I’ll give your $25 if you give Goldie your jacket.
Jennifer Aniston, 2032
Jennifer Aniston, 2015
Kate Hudson, 2032.
MMMMMmmmm, flapjacks !
With a blueberry on top.
Syrup anyone, syrup??
” I don’t belong here, I feel it, don’t you think I feel it. I can’t do any of these vile things and I wouldn’t WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you’re the devil. Oh God.”
-Overboard 1987. I feel this quote applies to one or both of them.
Please honey, you are not 20 or 30 anymore.
Shit, she’s not even 20 plus 30…
You know you’re old when your age can be measured in scores
Please, please with more BLUEBERRIES on top.
Those high beams need some adjustment.
I first read that as “thigh beams”.
Then I realized the mistake is actually yours.
Goldie: “Yep, my plan is working honey. Nobody is looking at my face!”
Kurt: “Couldn’t you have had a little class and just grown a full beard, like I did?”
He escaped from New York. He escaped from L.A. But not even he can get away from this woman.
“I’ve got the sudden urge for some pancakes, how about you Goldie?”
If I wanted to see a 70 year old womans nipples, I’d follow Sharon Stone around.
Seriously, if there’s a picture of Sharon Stone nipping hiding later in this spread, I’m going to yak.
They’re still better than Britney’s
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, this is what I wake up next to.”
Get me my belt sander.
Kurt Russell now wears a fake beard. Seriously, I’d wear Groucho glasses if I had to be seen with Goldie Hawn.
“know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em”
They both still look good for their age…
All four of them do, actually.
Wow. I ummm, err, Wow!
That’s what is left from her breakfast of pancakes and raisins
Kurt Russell would look great as Hawkeye for an Old Man Logan movie based on his beard.
And yet, Goldie still looks healthier than Lindsay Lohan.
Awwww…how adorably old they are. :D
“Go ahead, I’ll just stay here in the back pretending I don’t know you, honey.”
When did Goldie Hawn start dating George Lucas?
Ah the lower rib nipple, when you know your tit has become a teat.
I’m really happy to see Scotty and Boof stuck it out all these years.
So much plastic surgery in all the wrong places…
Seriously, George Lucas and Jar Jar have never looked better. Good for them!
Look into the future, Kate Hudson, down it’s long double barrels.
So that’s what await Kate Hudson in the future? No wonder she fucks around so much. Better get it while the getting’s good.
Swing low sweet chariots….
Napples! (yes, napples)
He’s turning into Santa, and she’s turning into the least-known reindeer – Titsen.
So this is what George Lucas is doing with his time now!
Boy, is Arlene gonna be pissed when she sees this pic.
EDIT: “Goldie Hawn’s nipples and Kurt Russell in Santa Monica”
On one hand I want to applaud a lady for wanting to stay sexy and lustful. On the other hand I keep imagining my Grandma wearing a wife beater without a bra and I want to vomit.
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Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell in Santa Monica. (December 1, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN