superficial

  1. it had to be said

    I have a boner now. It’s not weird.

  2. Max Shreck

    Skeet skeet skeet.

  3. joe

    I’d like to Doo a Little with her.

  4. Deacon Jones

    WHO??!

    ah, who cares

  5. Why does she have a throne-like chair in the middle of her kitchen?

  6. Ronaldo

    looks good

  7. EricLr

    Is there a pull-chain to splash herself with water?

  8. henry hill

    that’s awesome. i just did a little in my pants.

  9. She looks pretty calm for someone being photographed half naked in a rape shack.

    • Folks linin’ up outside just to get down
      Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby
      Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

  10. achilles wrath

    I thought it was octomum.

  11. Brian

    It’s a sign that pornography has obliterated whatever was left of your soul when you just want her to do terrible things to herself with that pepper mill in the background.

  12. Please make it so the zoom thing is… ummm, zoomier.

  13. oisjafsdk

    “…far away from the cold night air, wiiiith one enormous chair. Oh wouldn’t it be loverly?”

  14. jt

    Damn she’s sexy; prolly won’t be long before we see her in playboy.

  15. Sheppy

    Just… yes.

  16. cc

    Yes, I recognize this…this is what she was doing when I came home from work on Friday.

  17. Phoenix

    I’g give a nut for those socks.

  18. JD

    Looks like we have the new Adrianne Curry: she can’t actually do anything useful so she posts and spreads sexy pics of herself on Twitter that could belong on a $2 hooker ad. It’s the Kardashian kind of fame….now we wait for the ‘leaked’ sex tape.

  19. *covets that sweet bin-liner*

  20. K-Tron

    Is American Apparel selling kitchen stuff now?

  21. Hetero Femm

    Eliza Doeslittle for me

  22. Sardonic

    I now know what I want for Christmas.

  23. Abdul Rafiq Goldberg

    Would looks better wit a burka

  24. Toe Jam

    Hey little girl scout, I’m a little boy scout, too.

  25. ..she is definitely HOT!….strangely, google crashes as everyone trying to figure out who the hell she is starts a search:
    “Eliza Doolittle nude”…..

  26. Matt

    How could you possibly miss this?

  27. tlmck

    Good to see she realizes that an auto-tuned singing career is not going to last forever.

  28. This looks identical to my first apartment, except for the hot chick.

    What can I say? I like ornate gilded furniture.

  29. cc

    That faint tan line across her bum does nothing for me. Now if you’ll excuse me for 4 minutes…

  30. Well, it’s nice to see Sarah Silverman making an effort these days.

  31. GuyLeDouche

    One girl one cup.

  32. Sexy woman. What does she do?

  33. Darth Mung

    “The fox in the socks thinks mainly about cocks”

  34. Bubblewrap

    Lacking funds for their new season, producers from the show Hoarders decided to dress up some of their stars in provocative outfits in hopes that they would garner attention.

  35. Skeeter

    She can sit on my face.

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